Happy New Year 2014 SMS, 2014 wishes, 2014 greetings

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║╔╗║╔╗║╔╣╔╩╗╔╝ ♥ NEW YEAR ♥ 2014 !!
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Day By Day Teri Khusiyan Ho Jaen Double
Teri Zindagi Se Delete Ho Jaen Sare Trouble,
Khuda Rakkhe Hamesha Tujhe Smart & Fit,
Tere Liye New Year Ho Super Duper Hit…

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A Friend Asks His Friend For A Cigarette.
His Friend Says,
I Think You Made a New Year Resolution to Quit Smoking.
The Man Says, I am in the Process of Quitting.
Right Now, I am in the Middle of Phase one.
What’s Phase One? I’ve Quit Buying.

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At a Friend’s Wedding,
Everything Went Smoothly Until It Was Time For The Flower Girl And Her Young Escort To Come Down The Aisle.
The Boy Stopped At Every Pew, Growling at The Guests.
When Asked Afterward Why He Behaved So Badly, He Explained,
“I Was Just Trying To Be A Good Ring Bear.”